February 2012
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Back on track.
Day 21: Give us a little insight (as much as you’re comfortable) on your sex life (either with this person physically, or your general history, or over the phone ha, whatever you want)
These questions are always weird for me because honestly, I have no problem being candid about it, but I wonder how much others actually want to see? Hah. Well, it’s good? What do you want me to say?...
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Do I want to know?
Me: Why is there a wooden flute in the laundry room?
My mom: -Sighs- It's a long story
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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What should I do?
Go see The Secret World of Arrietty?
Stay home and bum around/dye my hair/watch tv/basically do what I did yesterday?
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What am I gonna do with the left over vicodin?
K. Jacqueline: Split your drugs with the ones you love
K. Jacqueline: Me
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Things I need to do today.
In no particular order.
Clean the fuck out of my room
Dye my hair
Lay around watching the ID channel
Root canals are amazing, especially after 4 months of toothaches. I’m actually in awe of the fact that I’m not in pain right now. It’s awesome and my mood has already drastically improved.